Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.

Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King’s chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t
have cared less knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.



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22 comments

  1. This is a story about poor Nick,

    He gave the Queen’s breasts a proper lick.

    But after he screwed that Horatio,

    He’s made to perform some fellatio,

    So Nick ended up sucking the King’s dick.

  2. I read the first line as “Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large beasts” mainly because I saw the part about Nick the dragon slayer first. Thinking this was a joke about a dragon slayer trying to kill the Queens beasts I was quite surprised when he starts licking the Queens breasts instead.

    I was sat here thinking “I know reddit can get weird sometimes but this is taking the piss”.

  3. >Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

    Sounds like the start of an anime.

  4. Horatio probably didnt give the antidote the second time. So nick would slob that knob forever and get an itchy mouth. At that point nick should just go down with the ship and spill the beans to get horatio too

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