No more a Virgin

The family is at the dining table.
The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her plate….

After a few moments, she says, “I’ve something to tell you people”

Silence around the table.
“I’m no longer virgin”, and she begins to cry. A long silence again.

And then…
The father screams at his wife,
“It’s your fault!
Always dressed and made up like a whore!
Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter?
Wallowing the whole day on the sofa, exposing your pussy…
it’s disgusting!
That’s how problems arrive”

The wife, in turn yells at her husband:
“What about you ?
Are YOU setting a good example ?
Wasting your salary on sluts who sometimes even accompany you to your doorstep!
Are YOU setting a good example for your 10-year-old daughter?”

The father continues”
“And her elder sister, this good-for-nothing,
With her hairy junkie of a boyfriend,
Who is always groping her in all the corners of the house,
Do you believe she is setting a good example for her younger sister?”

And the recriminations go on, and on, and on….

The grandmother touches the shoulder of the little granddaughter to console her
And asks her :
“Well, my little girl, how did it happen?”

And the little girl replies while stifling her sobs :
“it’s the priest”

The grandmother asks :
“What do you mean, the priest ?”

“The priest has chosen another girl to be Virgin Mary in the Christmas play…

” I’m no longer playing the role of Virgin Mary ”



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5 comments

  1. **A guy and a girl are lying in a room after just having sex.
    The girl lays on her side of the bed and rests.
    The guy goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, “Man, oh Man I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.”
    The girl overhears him talking to himself and asks, “Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?”
    “Well,” the guy explains, “I always wanted to wait until I was with the woman I love to lose my virginity.”
    Astounded, the girl replies,”So you really love me?”
    “Oh God no!”, the guy says.”I just got sick of waiting.”**

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