My wife got so mad at me she packed my bags and told me to get out. As I walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” I turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
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My wife got so mad at me
And that folks is how you get a quick death
My wife demanded we divorce due to my crossdressing addiction so I packed her shit and left.
I don’t even have a wife
and I *know* she’s mad at me…..
marriage in a nutshell
Women never can make up their minds… /s
What I would have said.
Plot twist: his wife was the bus driver
The wife replies, “No I want you to go stay with your mum.”
Then he get a quick death…
“And that kids, is the story of how I met your mother.”
…I turned around and showed her the Circle Game upside down “ok” hand gesture
I miss Rodney.
I never liked your wife
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My wife got so mad at me. That’s all
Make up your mind, woman
It still amazes me to this day , that redditors have a life outside of here , and are able to have S/Os
So I said: “This is my house too. *You* get the fuck out.”
shut the fuck up jennifer
Weak