January 22, 2018

# “I got an F in arithmetic.”

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”

Father: “Why?”

Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”

Father: “But that’s right!”

Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”

Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”

Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

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Next day the boy comes home and says: “I got an F in Gym class”.

Father: “Why?!”

Boy: “The teacher asked us to lift the left leg, so we did. Then he asked us to lift the right leg.”

Father: “Were you supposed to stand on your dicks?!”

Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

Next day the boy comes home and says: “Now I got suspended”.

Father: “Now what? Why?!”

Boy: “The principal called me into his office. There was the math teacher, the gym class teacher and the music teacher”

Father: “And what the fuck was the music teacher doing there?”

Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

2×3 and 3×2 gives a C, not F!

The difference is 0. Is this a trick question?

Teacher: No, not the difference, the *product* of 3 and 2.

Boy: I got an F in arithmetic

Father: What?! Why?

Boy: The teacher asked what is B + 4

Quick mafs

I see the problem.

He was trying to find the difference when the teacher wanted the product.

Three times two is 2 +2 +2 and two times three is 3 + 3 so… that’s the fucking difference.

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