“I got an F in arithmetic.”

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.”
Father: “Why?”
Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’”
Father: “But that’s right!”
Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
Father: “What’s the fucking difference?”
Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”



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  1. Next day the boy comes home and says: “I got an F in Gym class”.
    Father: “Why?!”
    Boy: “The teacher asked us to lift the left leg, so we did. Then he asked us to lift the right leg.”
    Father: “Were you supposed to stand on your dicks?!”
    Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

    Next day the boy comes home and says: “Now I got suspended”.
    Father: “Now what? Why?!”
    Boy: “The principal called me into his office. There was the math teacher, the gym class teacher and the music teacher”
    Father: “And what the fuck was the music teacher doing there?”
    Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!”

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