Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: “There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..

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  1. A missionary is working in a remote tribe, when the chief’s wife becomes pregnant. The child is born with very fair skin and blue eyes. Naturally the chief pulls the missionary aside and angrily confronts him. The missionary thinks for a a moment and has an idea. He points to the tribes flock of sheep, where a white sheep has given birth to a black lamb.

    The chief nods, leans in and whispers “Okay, you no tell, I no tell.”

  2. One of the guys I worked with in the Navy came home after not one, but two six-month deployments overseas to a four-month pregnant wife and swore up and down they were his kids…

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