A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside
**’GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’**
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
**Lawyer:** ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’
**Doctor**: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’
**Lawyer:** ‘Ugh. this is kerosene.’
**Doctor:** ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.’
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
**Lawyer:** ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’
**Doctor:** ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.’
**Lawyer (annoyed):** ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’
**Doctor:** ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.’
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
**Lawyer:** ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’
**Doctor:** ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.’
**Lawyer (staring at the note):** ‘But this is $20, not $100!!’
**Doctor:** ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’
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