Doctor VS Lawyer

    A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside
**’GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’**
An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.

**Lawyer:** ‘I have lost my sense of taste.’

**Doctor**: ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.’

**Lawyer:** ‘Ugh. this is kerosene.’

**Doctor:** ‘Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.’

     The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.

**Lawyer:** ‘I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.’

**Doctor:** ‘Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.’

**Lawyer (annoyed):** ‘This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.’

**Doctor:** ‘Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.’

    The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.

**Lawyer:** ‘My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.’

**Doctor:** ‘Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.’

**Lawyer (staring at the note):** ‘But this is $20, not $100!!’

**Doctor:** ‘Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20’



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