Conservative MP launches ‘Tory Glastonbury’ after Jeremy Corbyn’s success on the Pyramid Stage


Conservative MP launches ‘Tory Glastonbury’ after Jeremy Corbyn’s success on the Pyramid Stage



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  1. It will be overpriced, and will originally state that it will be a two day affair, but cut to one in the last minute. No European bands on the bill, but ticket holders can choose from a wide range of American foods to eat from. Entertainment will be aimed at the over 65 demographic, culminating in the burning of a giant effigy of Corbyn, using flaming copies of the Human Rights Charter. Visitors are urged to be careful at this point, as there won’t be many firefighters on call, but burn victims can be assured that private medical tents are on site for a mere £75 initial consultation fee.

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