Once, there was a sailor. The captain welcomed him aboard as a new crew member. The Sailor was just settling in when he notice that there were no female sailors. He was a hardy young man whole needed his fill of beer, bacon, and most of all: women. So the sailor went to the captain
After several weeks he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when
Her husband asked the doctor,”Is there any way I can reduce her pain doc?” The doctor said,”Well yes,we have a new machine which transfer’s the mother’s pain to the father.However,it will hurt a lot.” The man says,”Do it doctor.” So the doctor connected the machine to the man and the woman. He said,”We’ll start slow.
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
… sensing his time is near he beckens for his wife to join his side. She sits down next to him and clutches his hand and leans in to hear what he has to say. In a shakey voice he says: “Maybel, when I die, I want you to marry Jenkins.” Taken back a moment,
Once upon a time in ancient times, there was a man named Joke. He lived a long and prosperous life, happily married to his wife and having three children. In the culture that they lived in, most believed that when a person died, a new star was born in the sky for them. However, Joke
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example.” “Do