Category: Wife

Boobs vs. Willies

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman’s boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice

NSFW wife in a coma

A man and his wife are driving down a country lane when a deer runs in front of them, causing them to swerve and hit a tree. The husband is unharmed in the incident but the woman unfortunately hits her head and enters a coma. Months roll by and the woman still remains coma stricken,

A man gets pulled over for speeding…

The office saunters up to his car and he rolls down the window. “I’ve heard every excuse for speeding in the book. I bet you can’t give me one I haven’t heard. But if you do, I’ll let you off with a warning.” The man replies. “Well you see officer, few years back my wife