…. where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her
Merlin assures the king that anything that is put through the hole in the chastity belt will be immediately cut off with magic. Satisfied, King Arthur goes on his hunt. When he returns several days later, he immediately goes to the Knights of the Round Table and asks all of them to drop their pants.
Guy: Doctor, My wife is pregnant but we always used double protection. Then, how is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a story to make you realize how it is possible. “There was a Hunter who always carried a Gun wherever he went. One day, he took his umbrella instead of his gun and
He proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late”! She yells “You said you’d be home by 11:45”! “Actually”, the mathematician responds, “I said i’d be home by a quarter of 12”. View Reddit by archiekc – View Source Please follow and like us:
A man travelled to the USA in hopes of bettering his life for him and his family. When he arrived he opened up a furniture shop and a lingere shop. After 6 months he was doing very well and wrote to his wife: Dear wife, Please pack up and come to me in the USA.
A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said, “Madam, I should be in 4th grade. I am smarter than my sister and she’s in grade 4”. The teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal’s office. The principal decided to
State trooper: Hey, where you headed at 2 am sir? Elderly man: I’m just on my way to hear a lecture about the dangers of drinking and staying out late and smoking marijuana with friends who are a bad influence. State Trooper: Really? Who’s giving that kind of lecture at 2 in the morning? Elderly
He barges into his bedroom, clutching a duck under his arm and exclaims “this is the pig I sleep with every night!” The wife says “that’s a duck, dumbass.” The husband replies “Shut up, can’t you see I’m having a conversation with my duck!” View Reddit by Nachopugito – View Source Please follow and like