Guy 1: How did it go last year? Guy 2: Pretty decent, I was able to purchase a two bedroom apartment, a Ferrari and furnish my house. Guy 1: Whaaaaaat? How did you manage to do that, I have been on the streets 24×7 and have hardly managed to pay rent and look after my
A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He
The next day the first one said “I made love to my wife for 2 hours and she screamed for at least an hour and a half!” The next said he licked his wife for 2 hours and she screamed the whole time plus a half hour after that! The 3rd one said “that’s nothing.
An English man, An Irish man, and a Scotish man are sick to death for working on the same building site for years now. The English man Says “Here look at this” pointing at a newspaper ad “Join the Secret service today.” “not very Secret then,” says the Irish man. “no ya goon it’s like
The brothel keeper asks how she can help him. He says, “I need a woman, because mine has left me.” The keeper says “Why? And what are the honeycomb and donkey for?” The dwarf says, “My wife found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first, she asked for a
Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family’s only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her — how could she possibly continue to feed her family now? In a depressed state of mind, she hung
He held up a picture and said to me, “Is this your wife?” “Yes, that’s her”, I replied to him. “I’m sorry to have to tell you this” the officer said, “but it looks like she’s been in a car crash”. “I know” I replied, but she has a lovely personality”. View Reddit by dallholio
who are having some marriage issues. The man walks in and sees the wife and asks “Where is Roberto?” “He’s in the barn doing only God knows what,” she replies. So the man begins walking to the barn. As he gets closer he hears music and sees Roberto dancing. Roberto begins to slowly take off
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. “Well,” explained the husband, “it all goes back to our honeymoon.