Category: Wife

A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man says back, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The

A man gets pulled over by police

A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, “I’m on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late.” The officer

Sex education

Dave’s wife said to him, “If our kids are old enough to ask a question about sex, then they are old enough to be told a truthful answer.” Just then his son came home from school and asked him what a blow job was. “Son,” said Dave, “I can’t remember.” View Reddit by coolidiot2000 –