when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had
While on her death bed she reached a wrinkled, loving, hand and grasped her husband’s fingers in hers. “Honey, I have a shoe box in the back of the closet. Please grab it and bring it here. I want to show you something.” The man immediately went to the closet and found the old shoe
Once, there was a sailor. The captain welcomed him aboard as a new crew member. The Sailor was just settling in when he notice that there were no female sailors. He was a hardy young man whole needed his fill of beer, bacon, and most of all: women. So the sailor went to the captain
After several weeks he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn’t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when
Her husband asked the doctor,”Is there any way I can reduce her pain doc?” The doctor said,”Well yes,we have a new machine which transfer’s the mother’s pain to the father.However,it will hurt a lot.” The man says,”Do it doctor.” So the doctor connected the machine to the man and the woman. He said,”We’ll start slow.
A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
… sensing his time is near he beckens for his wife to join his side. She sits down next to him and clutches his hand and leans in to hear what he has to say. In a shakey voice he says: “Maybel, when I die, I want you to marry Jenkins.” Taken back a moment,
Once upon a time in ancient times, there was a man named Joke. He lived a long and prosperous life, happily married to his wife and having three children. In the culture that they lived in, most believed that when a person died, a new star was born in the sky for them. However, Joke