Category: Wife

A Blonde Puzzle Joke

The blonde is sitting at the kitchen table, staring down, head in her hands, sobbing. She picks up the phone and calls her husband who had just left for work. “What’s up honey?” the husband asks as he answers his phone. “It’s this puzzle” she sobs. “I ……. I ……. I just don’t get it.

Magic Dildo

Disclaimer: Yes, I know this is a repost. I haven’t seen it on here in a while and it’s my favorite joke so just enjoy it. A husband had to leave his wife for 3 months while he attended business in Africa. To prevent her loneliness and to lower the temptations of her being unfaithful

Why are you so happy?

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your