Category: Wife

Guy walks into a bar

He asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender fetches it for him and says “that’ll be 10 cents” The guy can’t believe it. “10 cents? Is there some happy hour on or something?” “No” The guy sits there in disbelief. Just then a couple comes over from the corner and go to settle their

A successful rancher died

and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought

A couple was invited to a wedding…

A married couple was invited to a wedding that neither of them wanted to go to, but they felt obligated to go because the man getting married worked at the same firm as the husband. They were asking each other what they should bring as a wedding gift, when the wife had a great idea:

Costco Has the Best Doctor

Guy 1: “My elbow has been hurting I think I need to go see a specialist.” Guy 2: “Don’t see a specialist that’ll cost you too much money, there is a machine in the back of Costco that reads your urine and tells you what’s wrong with you for only $10.” Guy 1: Pees in

The farmer’s nagging wife

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his