Category: Wife

The Promotion

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary. “Well, you’d better hire someone who’s a bit old, fat and ugly” she said “I don’t want you choosing

Why did I get divorced?

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out

A man finds an oil lamp in the desert

A man finds an oil lamp in the desert while traveling on his horse, Out of curiosity, he picks it up and accidentally rubs it. Out comes a Djinn. “I will grant you three wishes of your choosing, as thanks for releasing me.” The man agrees, “I wish for a bag of endless fortune.” The

Do you have vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man

Voodoo Dick [Long]

a husband married a wife and the wife was the horny type, he had to satisfy her often. but when he had to go away on a business trip he found that his wife would most likely cheat on him. so he went to the nearest pawnshop and shared these details with them. they offered