and the only thing in sight is an old farmhouse. Walking to the house he finds an old farmer and his beautiful young wife living there. The farmer says, “Its getting late and there is nothing I can do until morning. You’re welcome to stay, but we only have the one bed so you’ll have
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. Exhausted from the afternoon’s activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
“Damn, man! You know that new secretary, Tiffany? I banged her last night, and I gotta tell you! She was so hot in bed, she was even better than my wife!” Jim high-fives him and they head off to work. A few days later, Jim comes strutting in, grinning, and walks straight over to Todd.
But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally
I once spent a month in the slammer. It wasn’t that bad. The guards were friendly. My cell-mate was a cool guy. The food was better than my wife’s. I didn’t see any fights. I wasn’t assaulted or raped. On my last day a guard walked me out to the exit gate. We chatted about
He asked God: God please give me a child, it’s all in the world I would ever want and the one thing I ask of you. If it’s is a boy let him be a thief, If it’s a girl let her be a cunt, Just please Dear Lord grant me a child I may
I came home from work last night and told my wife that I’ve been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and I get to employ my own private secretary. “Well, you’d better hire someone who’s a bit old, fat and ugly” she said “I don’t want you choosing
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special. She asked me out