Category: Wife

Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife’s bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box. Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100. Husband smiled and said “same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning”

A Clever & Smart Husband

I Sent A Text To My Wife Last Night: “Hi Babe I’m At The Pub With Some Lads, Please Try And Wash All My Dirty Clothes And Make Sure You Prepare My Favourite Dish Before I Return.” I Sent Another Text: “Babe I Forgot To Tell You That I Got An Increase In My Salary

A man and wife see a drunk guy

“Ah, look at Patrick.” says the wife. “Who’s Patrick?” says the husband. “The drunk guy, you know, we were a couple 10 years ago and he proposed to me back then. But I rejected him.” “Good to see he’s still celebrating.” View Reddit by bladehider – View Source Please follow and like us:

Mike Anderson was in the hospital…

He knows that his end is imminent, so he gathers his family: His wife, his daughter and both of his sons. He also asks for a nurse, two witnesses and his last will to be recorded.   Then he starts speaking: “Brian, my oldest son, I want you to get castle avenue. Saskia, my daughter,

So one night, the farmer gets drunk.

He grabs his wife’s tits and says, “If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows.” He grabs her butt and says, “If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.” The wife grabs the farmer’s dick and says, “And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of

Bob came home drunk one night…

Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’ Bob was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St..