Category: Wife

Old Man

An old man had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and

Divorced man gets 3 wishes

A man, who was recently divorced from his wife was roaming thru the desert randomly struck his foot on an ancient Arab lamp and *WOOSH* out comes a magical genie [Genie] You have awoken me and now you may have 3 wishes….but remember anything that you wish for your ex wife will receive double! [Man]

Erectile dysfunction…

Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles

Joke a friend sent me.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.” Yes, she says, “I remember it well.” OK, he says, “How about taking a

So there’s this news reporter…

So one day, a man’s boss comes to him and tells him “John, I want you to go out and find some stories about fun things people can do in the country side.” So John packs up his gear and heads out of the city to try and find something to report on. He drives

The diagnosing machine

One day a man is going grocery shopping for his family, and he finds this new medical machine. He asks one of the employees what it does. “Oh, that machine can tell you exactly what’s wrong with you.” So he tries it out. He spits in a cup and inserts it into the machine. The