Category: Jokes

A little girl sits on Santa’s lap.

In a jolly manner, Santa asks “What would you like for Christmas?” The girl replies without hesitation: “I would like a Barbie and a G.I. Joe.” Santa sits for a moment, thinking about the request. Caught off guard, he says “But little girl, Barbie comes with Ken.” The girl looks at Santa and with incredible

A man visits a couple…

who are having some marriage issues. The man walks in and sees the wife and asks “Where is Roberto?” “He’s in the barn doing only God knows what,” she replies. So the man begins walking to the barn. As he gets closer he hears music and sees Roberto dancing. Roberto begins to slowly take off