Three men on safari are flying in a plane over the Congo when the plane crashes. They survive, but they’re instantly captured by a tribe of cannibal savages. The savages imprison the men in bamboo cages and inform the men that they are about to be eaten alive. But before that happens the tribal leaders
Soon, all the other bats smelled the blood and hassled Otto to tell them where he got it. “Ok, follow me,” he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of his fellow residents behind him. Finally, he slowed down and the other bats milled around him, tongues hanging out expectantly. “Do you see
He went to the best comedy clubs in his city and listened for days. He heard some great things, but nothing he could call perfect. He journeyed to Hollywood, and tracked down the best comedic actors and screenwriters. Each one, eager for the honor of creating the perfect joke, gave him their best material.
He says, “Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.” His wife, lying in bed replies, “I think you’ll find that’s a sheep, you idiot.” The man says, “I think you’ll find I wasn’t talking to you.” View Reddit by BSwollocks – View Source Please follow and like us:
…and I got there a bit early, only her sister was there. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me ‘we should have sex while my sister isn’t home. I immediately got up and turned around to
She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her
the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 48 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. “Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Pinto,” I replied. “Why would you waste your money