Category: Jokes

[LONG] A plane crash in the jungle.

Three men on safari are flying in a plane over the Congo when the plane crashes. They survive, but they’re instantly captured by a tribe of cannibal savages. The savages imprison the men in bamboo cages and inform the men that they are about to be eaten alive. But before that happens the tribal leaders

A man went searching for the perfect joke…

He went to the best comedy clubs in his city and listened for days. He heard some great things, but nothing he could call perfect.   He journeyed to Hollywood, and tracked down the best comedic actors and screenwriters. Each one, eager for the honor of creating the perfect joke, gave him their best material.

My girlfriend invited me to her house…

…and I got there a bit early, only her sister was there. So I sat there waiting for my girlfriend while her unbelievable sexy sister was sitting next to me. A few moments later she whispered to me ‘we should have sex while my sister isn’t home. I immediately got up and turned around to

A woman was in a coma.

She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was definite movement. They went to her

If you win the lottery…

the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 48 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. “Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a respray for my Pinto,” I replied. “Why would you waste your money