Category: Jokes

Best Joke in the history of jokes, maybe ever

2 guys are hunting in the woods. The first guy faints and stops breathing. The second guy calls 911 and they say “911, what’s your emergency?”. The guy says “My friend and I were hunting in the woods and he fainted. I think he’s dead.” The 911 operator responds “First make sure that he is

3 Foot Condom

A Dwarf goes into a chemist and asks if the 3 foot display condom was for sale? The owners says “Yes but its not cheap, i’d want £500 for it.” “I’ll take it” says the dwarf. After paying for it the dwarf pulls it over head and down to his shoes and asks the shop