Category: Jokes

A man walks up to a bar…

… and the bouncer says “No tie, no admittance”. The guy goes back to his car, looking for a tie; only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says “OK; I’ll let you in. But don’t start anything!”.

The Irish Math test

*disclaimer, i didn’t invent this joke and i’m not sure who did but i hope you enjoy it… An Irishman applied for a job on a construction site, but the foreman wouldn’t hire him until he passed a simple maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number