He’s distraught about it because he knows his wife is going to go ballistic, and he’s scared to go home. His friend at the bar says, “Relax, I have a solution.” “What’s the solution?” the drunk asks. “Here’s what you do,” says the friend. “Take a ten dollar bill and put it in your shirt.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to
Under the water, a fish is sizing up the fly. “If that fly would just drop six inches, I could eat it,” it thinks. On the shore of the lake, a bear is eyeing the fish. “If that fly drops six inches, the fish will go for it, and I can catch the fish while