Category: Jokes

Dad’s job

(German here) The teacher asks the children what their dad’s are doing for a job. All very exited shouted all different professions; “Police Office, Fireman, banker, accountant, …” … only Hans remained quiet. So, the teach asks “Hans, what is you dad doing as a job?” “Oh, he’s dancing naked at a gay club and

I before E, except after C.

We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It’s as if an ***ancient deity*** has ***deigned*** to influence the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***obeisance*** of this