Category: Jokes

A very elderly British gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.

At the French immigration desk, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. “You have been to France before, Monsieur?” the immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. “Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready.” The British gentleman said,

A man walks into a steakhouse

A man walks into a steakhouse and sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. “What’s with the meat?” he asks the hostess. She says, “It’s a contest we are running. If you can jump up and grab a piece, your entire meal is free.” “And what if I miss?” “Then you need to

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first chemist, who had a major disagreement with the second and knows the second chemist only drink water, says to the bartender, “I’ll take some H2O.” The second chemist automatically responds, “I’ll take some H2O too.” The bartender shrugs then turns around and promptly gives the first chemist his glass of water, and the

Man goes to the doctor.

Man: “Doc, you gotta help me. I sing spontaneously, and uncontrollably.” Doctor: what do you mean? Man: Well whenever I see a woman on the street I start singing “She’s a lady”. And Any time I cross paths with a cat I’ll sing “What’s new pussy cat?”. Doctor : What you have is Tom Jones