Category: Jokes

A guy is visiting a museum of natural history.

He’s examining some fossils when he asks a curator how old they are. “Those fossils are 65 million years and six months old.” The curator says. The man asks the curator how he can know the age of the fossils so precisely. “Because they were 65 million years old when I started here six months

Gorilla Removal

” A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van.