Category: Jokes

For three years, the young attorney

had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper’s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! “Helen, why didn’t

I was bullied…

When I was a little kid this other kid in a wheelchair used to bully me but I couldn’t do anything about it because I felt bad making fun of him. So for the rest of my life people knew me as the guy who “couldn’t stand up for himself” and I think that’s ironic

Can’t you just love me for who I am

I’ve never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing or why men think with their head and women with their heart. For example… One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well,

4 Nuns Go To Heaven…

A terrible bus crash kills 4 Nuns. They arrive at the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St Peter. St Peter says: “Before you enter Heaven, you must be cleansed of sin”. The first Nun, Sister Josephine, raises her hand and says “I have seen with my own eyes a naked penis”. St Peter replies: