Category: Knock Knock

Blind Man

Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint

Sisters of St. Francis

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye… It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION – 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought. Soon he sees another sign which read


Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So

The dangers of easy money [long]

Timothy was always a bright man. He always excelled in his studies, and so naturally when it came time to apply to colleges, he had his pick of the top ones in the nation. Being able to go anywhere, Timothy chose to go to Harvard. He was accepted into their prelaw department as a social

Hitler is in his Bunker

One day, Hitler is in his bunker planning his strategy for the next phase of the war when there is a knock at the door. He says “enter” and Goebbels walks in. “What is it Goebbels? Can’t you see I’m busy?!” asks Hitler, clearly irritated. “Mein Fuhrer,” says Goebbels, “I have news. The Italians joined