Category: Knock Knock

Everyone Knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So

A man hears a knock at his door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.  A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?” View Reddit by MattMart0 – View Source Please follow

Do you have vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man