One night, a farmer’s outhouse is knocked over. In the morning, the farmer approaches his son and asks, “Son, did you knock over the outhouse last night?” “No Dad, I didn’t.” “Son … let me tell you a story. When George Washington was a little boy, he chopped down his father’s favorite cherry tree. When
” A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, it’s the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, “Do you have a
The ad reads “Guaranteed program to help you get fit!” The man thinks to himself “you know, I can stand to lose a few pounds” and calls the number. A man answers the phone and says “thank you for contacting us. We offer 3 plans. The first is our lightest plan and the third is
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the
”Dave was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise? “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So
Although not thrilled with the idea, his wife agreed to support him in this effort. The first few weeks weren’t too difficult. Things got tougher during the next couple of weeks, so the wife wore her dowdiest night clothes and chewed on garlic before going to bed. The last couple of weeks were extremely tough