Category: Knock Knock

A little push.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren’t you going to

The Farmer and the Outhouse

One night, a farmer’s outhouse is knocked over. In the morning, the farmer approaches his son and asks, “Son, did you knock over the outhouse last night?” “No Dad, I didn’t.” “Son … let me tell you a story. When George Washington was a little boy, he chopped down his father’s favorite cherry tree. When

Gorilla Removal

” A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Gorilla Removers”. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van.

A man sees an ad in the paper

The ad reads “Guaranteed program to help you get fit!” The man thinks to himself “you know, I can stand to lose a few pounds” and calls the number. A man answers the phone and says “thank you for contacting us. We offer 3 plans. The first is our lightest plan and the third is