Category: Knock Knock

A man sees an ad in the paper

The ad reads “Guaranteed program to help you get fit!” The man thinks to himself “you know, I can stand to lose a few pounds” and calls the number. A man answers the phone and says “thank you for contacting us. We offer 3 plans. The first is our lightest plan and the third is

Everyone Knows Dave

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?” “No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So

A man hears a knock at his door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.  A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?” View Reddit by MattMart0 – View Source Please follow