Category: Knock Knock

A man hears a knock at his door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.  A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?” View Reddit by MattMart0 – View Source Please follow

Do you have vagina?

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man

Vaseline

A market researcher called at a house while on his rounds with his questionnaire, and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. He asked the harassed young woman if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company,

Another use for bible verses

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote on the back,