Category: Irish

A lad was on his way to visit his friend. Whilst driving, his car broke down and it began to rain so heavily, he couldn’t see his own hands in front of him. (Halloween super scary story)

**this super scary story as told me to be last night by an Irish dude** He walked for as long as he could, but the rain became too much to bear. He found a tree and stood beneath it, waiting for a car. Hours went by, and he was beginning to give up hope. It

A texan walks into an Irish bar

and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Ten

A texan walks into an Irish bar

and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.” The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Ten

Irishman steps up on Mastermind, the quiz show. His chosen topic: the Irish Rebellion, 1916.

– **Quizmaster**: ‘Your first question: who read the *Proclamation of Independence* from the steps of the GPO?’ – **Contestant**: ‘Pass’ – **Quizmaster**: ‘OK. Second question: name the Irish rebel leader born in Scotland.’ – **Contestant**: ‘Pass’ – **Quizmaster**: ‘Question three: which *Countess* was an important leader in the rebellion?’ – **Contestant**: ‘Pass’ Suddenly, his friend