Category: Doctor

How about an Indian joke?

A nice Indian woman gets up mid-flight to the US and shouts “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her: “I am. What is the problem?” She replies: “Do you want to meet my daughter?” View Reddit by KelleeLSmith – View Source Please follow and like us:

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**World:** A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is

“Silent farts that don’t stink…”

An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up. “Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don’t stink!” The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way. Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up. “Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they

*Sweatshirts*

A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer

were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!” The priest said, “Here comes the greens-keeper. Let’s have a word with him.” He said,

A pretty girl goes to the doctor..

A pretty girl in her early twenties went to the doctor. “What seems to be the problem?” The doctor asked. Flustered and shy the girl replied “I have some pain urinating and there seems to be a constant itch down there.” “Alright, please take off your pants and panties and lie down on the bench.”