Category: Doctor

Doctor VS Lawyer

    A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens his own clinic and puts a sign outside **’GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’** An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. **Lawyer:** ‘I have

The good doctor

A doctor is driving home along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor tried his best to stop, but it wasn’t possible. He immediately pulled the car to the side and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn’t look good. He

An unemployed engineer opens a clinic…

An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: “A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we’ll pay you $1,000 if we fail.” A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I

An 85-year old man..

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which

A blond woman goes to the hospital…

“What seems to be the problem?” asked the Doctor. “Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina.” The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said “Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas” View Reddit by supercoooldudewithab – View Source Please follow and like

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back.

A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.” View Reddit

I think I’m shrinking!

A man rushed into the doctor’s office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I’m shrinking!” The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.” View Reddit by olegkaplun – View Source Please follow and like us: