Category: Doctor

Alabama vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife did not want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed

The Chinese Doctor

A Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside: ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100!’ An American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. Lawyer: “I have lost

Erectile dysfunction…

Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles

Doctor doctor

A guy goes to the doctor. ‘doctor’ he says ‘ I think I’ve got a lettuce up my bum’ ‘bend over then and let me have a look’ the doctor says. The guy bends over and the doctor has a good look and a rummage around. ‘ I’m afraid that I think you’re right ‘

The diagnosing machine

One day a man is going grocery shopping for his family, and he finds this new medical machine. He asks one of the employees what it does. “Oh, that machine can tell you exactly what’s wrong with you.” So he tries it out. He spits in a cup and inserts it into the machine. The