Category: Doctor

A patient walks into a doctor’s office…

…seeking a prescription, and he can’t help but notice that the doctor’s writing on his clipboard with a rectal thermometer. Not wanting to be rude, the man speaks up politely, “Uh, doc’, not tryna’ be impolite, but you’re writing with a rectal thermometer.” The doctor pulls up his glasses, looks at the thermometer and replies,

A man walks into a doctor’s office

“What brings you in today?” asks the doctor. “I’m here for the rabies shot….” says the customer. “Well sir I’m going to tell you up front I am not going to argue anymore just get out and tell him I’m not lowering the damn price!” the doc said angrily. “Sir I got bit by a