Category: Doctor

A Jewish family is considering

putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely full so they have to put him in a Catholic home. After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit grandpa. “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson. “It’s wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,”

Man goes to the doctor.

Man: “Doc, you gotta help me. I sing spontaneously, and uncontrollably.” Doctor: what do you mean? Man: Well whenever I see a woman on the street I start singing “She’s a lady”. And Any time I cross paths with a cat I’ll sing “What’s new pussy cat?”. Doctor : What you have is Tom Jones

A Woman goes to a Doctor…..

…worried about her husbands temper. The Doctor asks: “Whats the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just