Category: Doctor

How to tell whether someone is an idiot

“Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?” “For that, we have special questions.” “Can you name an example?” “Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?” “But doctor, that surely won’t

Guy goes to a doctor…

A guy goes to a doctor and tells him, “I’ve been thinking about this a long time. I want to be castrated. This is important to me, and don’t try to talk me out of it. I don’t want any discussion. Just do it.” The doctor shrugs and agrees, and schedules him for surgery the

Jewish Grandpa

A Jewish family is considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Jewish facilities are completely full so they have to put him in a Catholic home. After a few weeks in the Catholic facility they come to visit grandpa. “How do you like it here?” asks the grandson. “It’s wonderful. Everyone here

NSFW wife in a coma

A man and his wife are driving down a country lane when a deer runs in front of them, causing them to swerve and hit a tree. The husband is unharmed in the incident but the woman unfortunately hits her head and enters a coma. Months roll by and the woman still remains coma stricken,

His cousin

A Russian, visiting the USA, went for an eye check up. The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this ? Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy, he’s my cousin. View Reddit by IAEInferno – View Source Please follow and like us: