Category: Doctor

The Moth Joke

So, a moth walks into a podiatrist’s office. The podiatrist asks “What seems to be the problem?” The Moth responds: “Oh, Doctor Gregory Illonivich, I’ve aged so very much. I wake up in bed every morning-weak and out of breath- and I roll over to see this old lady that I don’t know any more

A Blonde Goes On A Diet

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s