Category: Doctor

A mother finds out she has cancer

A mother and daughter visit the doctor to get the results of the mom’s pap-smear. “It’s stage-4 cervical cancer. You have 1 month left”, the doctor says. The mother is devastated. She gathers all her girlfriends for one last brunch. At the brunch she announces, “Bad news, the doctor said I have 1 month to

A doctor and a programmer both like the same woman

Every day, the doctor brings her a flower, while the programmer brings her an apple. Eventually, she chooses to go out with the programmer. Outraged, the doctor asks the programmer why he brought her apples. The programmer responded “An Apple a day keeps the doctor away” View Reddit by GeneralCoolr – View Source Please follow

A patient with insomnia goes to a doctor

A patient with insomnia goes to a doctor. (Russian Joke) P: “Doc, I just can’t fall asleep. Thousands of thoughts enter my mind and I stay awake through the night.” Doc: “here take (MiraLax – or alternative strong laxative) and it should help you” P:” will this help me fall asleep? Doc: “No, but you

A couple, both aged 68…

A couple, both age 68, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,” and charged them