Category: Doctor

Man goes to the doctor.

Man: “Doc, you gotta help me. I sing spontaneously, and uncontrollably.” Doctor: what do you mean? Man: Well whenever I see a woman on the street I start singing “She’s a lady”. And Any time I cross paths with a cat I’ll sing “What’s new pussy cat?”. Doctor : What you have is Tom Jones

A Woman goes to a Doctor…..

…worried about her husbands temper. The Doctor asks: “Whats the problem?” The woman says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.” The Doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just

A pregnant woman hobbles into the hospital with one hand on her back…

A nurse asks her what’s wrong, and the pregnant woman screams, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Didn’t!” The nurse shakes her head and says, “I’m sorry…I don’t understand.” The pregnant woman’s face contorts in pain as she shouts, “Can’t! Won’t! Don’t!” The nurse, bewildered, turns to a doctor. “Admit her,” the doctor said. “She’s having contractions.” View Reddit

A woman was giving birth…

Her husband asked the doctor,”Is there any way I can reduce her pain doc?” The doctor said,”Well yes,we have a new machine which transfer’s the mother’s pain to the father.However,it will hurt a lot.” The man says,”Do it doctor.” So the doctor connected the machine to the man and the woman. He said,”We’ll start slow.