Category: Doctor

Erectile dysfunction…

Bob can’t get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery. Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take some muscles

Doctor doctor

A guy goes to the doctor. ‘doctor’ he says ‘ I think I’ve got a lettuce up my bum’ ‘bend over then and let me have a look’ the doctor says. The guy bends over and the doctor has a good look and a rummage around. ‘ I’m afraid that I think you’re right ‘

The diagnosing machine

One day a man is going grocery shopping for his family, and he finds this new medical machine. He asks one of the employees what it does. “Oh, that machine can tell you exactly what’s wrong with you.” So he tries it out. He spits in a cup and inserts it into the machine. The