Category: Doctor

Interview with NASA

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. “A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.” The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the

Chinese doctor in the US

An Chinese Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in the US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer : “I have

A mother finds out she has cancer

A mother and daughter visit the doctor to get the results of the mom’s pap-smear. “It’s stage-4 cervical cancer. You have 1 month left”, the doctor says. The mother is devastated. She gathers all her girlfriends for one last brunch. At the brunch she announces, “Bad news, the doctor said I have 1 month to

A doctor and a programmer both like the same woman

Every day, the doctor brings her a flower, while the programmer brings her an apple. Eventually, she chooses to go out with the programmer. Outraged, the doctor asks the programmer why he brought her apples. The programmer responded “An Apple a day keeps the doctor away” View Reddit by GeneralCoolr – View Source Please follow