The dealer tells her there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and adds the woman’s name to the long waiting list. “Come back two years from now on March 17th,” he says. The
When he sees a driver fail to stop at a Stop sign. He chases after the guy and pulls him over. Officer: “Sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?” Driver: “No.” Officer: “You failed to stop at the Stop sign back there.” Driver: “I slowed down, what’s the big difference?” The Officer drags
His dad tells him to go ask his mom if she’d have sex with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. “Hey Mom! Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for $1,000,000?” he asks. “Of course I would!” she replies. So the kid reports back to his dad and he’s then tasked with asking his sister the
He says to his father, “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” the father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7×9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9×7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ ” “What is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.” The
J: Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential D: Well, it’s difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son – I’m confident about that. J: How about confidential? D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He’s my son – that’s confidential View Reddit by boganlord420 –
Here’s a list of puns I’ve been collecting: How do you throw a space party? You planet. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. Nope. Unintended. The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower. A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but
A Vietnamese man and a Jewish man are waiting in the Doctor’s office for an appointment and as the time goes on they become more and more irritated until finally the Jewish man says, “I hate you Vietnamese people!”. Shocked, the Vietnamese man says, “What in the world would compel you to say something like
Me: I’m looking for a blow up doll Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender? Me: I’d like a female. Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim? Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What’s the difference? Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant.