Category: Difference

Little Johnny comes home from school

He says to his father, “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.” “What happened?” the father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7×9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9×7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ ” “What is the difference?” asks the father. ”Sure, I’ll go.” The

Little johnny was asking his dad

J: Dad, what’s the difference between confident and confidential D: Well, it’s difficult to explain, so let me give you an example. You are my son – I’m confident about that. J: How about confidential? D: You see our neighbour little Timmy over there? He’s my son – that’s confidential View Reddit by boganlord420 –

A list of puns

Here’s a list of puns I’ve been collecting: How do you throw a space party? You planet. How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. Nope. Unintended. The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower. A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but

So I walked into a sex shop the other day…

Me: I’m looking for a blow up doll Manager: Great, we have plenty! What gender? Me: I’d like a female. Manager: Awesome, and would you like the doll to be Christian, Protestant, or Muslim? Me: (confused) Why does the religion matter? What’s the difference? Manager: Well, there really is none between the Christian and Protestant.