Category: Difference

Bad Math Grade

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, “I got an F in math today.” His father replies, “What happened?” The boy says, “Well, my teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2’, and I said 6.'” The father replies, “Well, that’s correct.” The boy says, “I know. Then she asked me, ‘What’s

A boy comes home from school

And asks his father, “Dad, what is the difference between in theory and in reality?” The father replies, “I’ll answer son, but first go ask your mother if she would cheat on me for one million dollars.” The son goes and asks his mom, and she replies, “Well, I love your father, but a million


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer asks, “What for?” The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to

A Soviet woman is trying to buy a Lada

The dealer tells her there is a shortage of these cars, despite their reputation for shoddy quality. Still, the woman insists on placing an order. The dealer gets out a large, dusty ledger and adds the woman’s name to the long waiting list. “Come back two years from now on March 17th,” he says. The

An Officer is on patrol in L.A.

When he sees a driver fail to stop at a Stop sign. He chases after the guy and pulls him over. Officer: “Sir. Do you know why I pulled you over?” Driver: “No.” Officer: “You failed to stop at the Stop sign back there.” Driver: “I slowed down, what’s the big difference?” The Officer drags