Category: Difference

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar after a long day at the office. On his way in, he sees a man sitting there wearing extravagant clothes, with the body of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime. As he approaches the bar he notices the man has an extremely small head, which is made worse due to

“I got an F in arithmetic.”

Boy: “I got an F in arithmetic.” Father: “Why?” Boy: “The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ and I said ‘6’” Father: “But that’s right!” Boy: “Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'” Father: “What’s the fucking difference?” Boy: “That’s exactly what I said!” View Reddit by ccc-l-r-wre – View Source Please follow and

Potential vs Reality

Young boy asks his father: I don’t understand the difference between the words, Potentially and Realistically Father: OK Son, I could explain but it’s better you find out for yourself. Go to your Mom and ask her if she would have sex with Paul Newman for 1 Million Dollars Then go ask your sister if

Little Johnny and his dad…

Little Johnny was having a problem with his homework. “Dad” he asked, “What is the difference between anger and exasperation?”’ “Well, son”,’ said his father, ‘”I’ll give you a practical demonstration”.’ His father picked up the phone and dialled a number on speaker volume. “Hello”,’ said a voice at the other end. “Hello”,’ said Johnny’s

Slapping Old People

An old man and old woman are sitting on their front porch on a bench one day just enjoying the scenery. All of a sudden the old woman looks at her husband and slaps him across his face. He looks and her and says “What was that for?” She said “That is for 40 years