Category: Jokes

So there God was creating the earth.

So there God was creating the earth. Along comes the archangel Michael and starts to get curious. “What are you makin’, there?” “I’m designing the earth. A wonderful planet of perfect balance.” God smiles. “Balance?” Michael asked confused…. “How so?” “Well, have a look. You see the two ends? They’re cold, but the middle is

A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me six double vodkas.” Pouring the shots, the bartender comments, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”

“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.” The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!” On the third day, the guy comes into

Goriilla in heat

A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating. The zookeeper approaches a janitor with a proposition. “Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?” he asks. The