During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood – “One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet”. Angry general sends ten man to deal with annoying Fin. After short period of shots and dying soviets screams, comes another shout – “One finnish soldier is better than hundred soviet”. General sends hundred soldier and
“how often do you smoke?” “A pack a day” “How long have you been smoking for?” “About 22 years now” “Really? Well I’ll tell you why it’s dumb, if you had saved that 15 dollars a day for 22 years, you would have had more than 100,000 dollars by now! That’s enough for a Ferrari!
Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S. One of them mentions he’s heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they’re going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand
“North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!” His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him: “How are you going to send people to the sun? It’s too hot!” Kim Jong Un replies by saying