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The Grumpy Pharmacist

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone.” Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the pharmacist and demand an apology. 

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage”

A guy goes to the doctor.

A guy goes to the doctor. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The green, green grass of home.'” “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” “It’s not unusual.” View Reddit by Regilppo – View Source Please follow and like us: