The next day, the son comes home without the gun, but is sporting a brand new Rolex on his wrist. The father asks him: “Sona, where is the guna I gave you” “I traded it ina for a Rolexa” says his son. “YOU STUPIDA FOOLA!!” yells his dad “One day you will hopefully hava wifa.
“What brings you in today?” asks the doctor. “I’m here for the rabies shot….” says the customer. “Well sir I’m going to tell you up front I am not going to argue anymore just get out and tell him I’m not lowering the damn price!” the doc said angrily. “Sir I got bit by a
Two guys meet… -” Hi, nice to meet you” -” Hi, I am Jerks” -” Hi Jerks, what a nice name, where do you come from” -The guy hesitates but he answers ” What a question, from my di*k of course” -He clarifies ” I didn’t mean cum with a u, I meant come with
One says to the other, “first Emma comes, then I come, then two asses come together, then I come again, then two asses again, then I peepee, and finally I come for the last time.” An old lady looks aghast at the two men and admonished them, “you’re in the subway! Behave appropriately!” So the