Author: hamster

Trump and Putin are comparing whose bodyguards are the bravest.

Trump starts, *”Mine are tremendously brave. They’re terrific… fantastic… absolutely courageous.”* He gestures to one of his guards, *”Show how brave you are by jumping out of the window.”* The guard obediently stands on the ledge. Before jumping, he tells Trump, *”Please Mr. President, think of my family.”* Trump is reduced to tears, *”You’ve proven