Author: hamster

Old Man

An old man had lived all his life in the Florida Keys and is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and

Joke my teacher told me

He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter S on it. The baker says okay, I’m very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready. The guy leaves, comes back in a few days,

Divorced man gets 3 wishes

A man, who was recently divorced from his wife was roaming thru the desert randomly struck his foot on an ancient Arab lamp and *WOOSH* out comes a magical genie [Genie] You have awoken me and now you may have 3 wishes….but remember anything that you wish for your ex wife will receive double! [Man]