During winter war soviet general hears someone shouting from wood – “One finnish soldier is better than ten soviet”. Angry general sends ten man to deal with annoying Fin. After short period of shots and dying soviets screams, comes another shout – “One finnish soldier is better than hundred soviet”. General sends hundred soldier and
“how often do you smoke?” “A pack a day” “How long have you been smoking for?” “About 22 years now” “Really? Well I’ll tell you why it’s dumb, if you had saved that 15 dollars a day for 22 years, you would have had more than 100,000 dollars by now! That’s enough for a Ferrari!