An elderly man in Germany walks into a confessional box after feeling the urge that he needed to confess.
Man: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. During the great war I hid a Jewish refugee in my attic.
Priest: Well, that’s not a sin my son, but rather a heroic act of great compassion and daring.
Man: But I made him agree to pay me 20 marks for each week he stayed.
Priest: I must admit, that wasn’t a great decision, but I am sure you did it for a good cause.
Man: God bless you father, that puts my mind to rest, just one more question however…
Priest: Yes my son?
Man: Do I have to tell him the war is over?