All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”

“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d waste away.”

“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” Because I process food and give all of you energy.”

“I should be in charge,” said the legs, ” ;because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”

“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “Because I allow the body to see where it goes.”

“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “Because Im responsible for waste removal.”

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

Even though the others do all the work…
The ass hole is usually in charge.

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  1. “I should be in charge”, said the liver, “Because I’m the only one who doesn’t succumb to all the alcohol he drinks.”


    Brain? You make the stupidest decisions.

    Blood? You get thinner, and come out too easily when he gets attacked.

    Stomach? You get irritated, and stop him from eating solid food.

    Legs? You wobble and make him fall.

    Eyes? Beer-goggles. Need I say more?

    And you, Rectum? You annoy me the most! You dump it all out as a liquid, then you say you’re done, and he’s back on the toilet an hour later!

    Me? I just keep going!

  2. Holy cow, this was a joke that my dad used to tell me when I was a kid and I never understood it other than butts being a funny part of kid humor but now I get why it always knocked everyone’s socks off.

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