A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200 and $15. She asks ‘Why is the last one so cheap?’

“Because he used to live in a brothel” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15.

When she gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me, a new brothel!” The woman laughs.

When we daughters get home the parrot says: “Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laugh too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says: “Fuck me Reddit, I haven’t seen this joke in 2 weeks!”



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