A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday.

At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you?”

Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim?”

Jim says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Darts team.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?”

The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Jimmy boy! You picked up an ugly one this time…”

Jim’s Funeral is on Sunday!!!



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