A very drunk man walks in to a pub

He tells the bartender “bartender, I want a drink. In fact, give everyone in here a drink on me. You have a drink with us, too.” The bartender serves everyone a drink of their choosing and himself then hands the drunk man the bill. The drunk man pats himself down looking for his wallet and says “it appears I’ve misplaced my wallet.” The bartender gets upset, grabs the drunk man by his neck, drags him out back and kicks the ever-lovin-shit out of the drunk man. A few minutes later the drunk man walks in and says “Bartender, I’m buying another drink for everyone in here. But not you. You get mean when you drink.”



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