A quantum particle walks into two bars.

In one, he has a few drinks, becomes the life of the party, gets lucky and has a splendid time.

In the other he drinks too much, picks a fight with the wrong company and ends up beaten to half of his life.

The next day, he happens to meet an old buddy. After some very small talk, his friend asks

” hey, so what did you do last night?”

the particle, bruised and beaten shouts “DAMN IT MAN did you have to ask!!”

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  1. This joke is funny like Schrodinger’s cat being killed by radiation poisoning is funny.

    Which is to say it is funny and not funny at the same time, except you don’t know which until you first open the joke.

    It’s not funny. Dammit.

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