A poor guy and his rich friend meet up every christmas for dinner.

They start bantering about life and get to what they’re getting their wives for christmas.
Rich guy says: “Well I got my wife two gifts; a Lamborghini and a diamond ring”

“Why two gifts?” replies the poor guy

“Because that way if she doesn’t like the ring, she can use the Lambo to return it!” he answers. “What did you get your wife?”

Poor guy says: “That’s funny, I also got my wife two gifts: a pair of slippers and a dildo”

-“Why two gifts though?”

-“Because if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!”



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