A plane takes off from Kennedy airport…

After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom “ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight 293 non-stop service from new york to LA. The weather ahead is calm so it should be a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back and enjoy-OH MY GOD!”. Silence followed that and after a few minutes the captain came back on and said “ladies and gentlemen I am so sorry if i scared you earlier, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and accidentally spilt it on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” At that point a passenger in coach yelled “thats nothing, you should see the back of mine!”

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