A married couple was lying in bed one night when suddenly an intruder breaks in.
He ties the couple up. He begins to look at the couple. First staring at the husband then staring at the wife. He walks over to the wife, leans his head close to hers, pulls back then walks into the bathroom.
While in the bathroom, the husband looks to his wife. “Sweety, this man looks very rough, he is going to rape you, the only way to survive is to not fight him. I love you, be strong.”
The wife looks to her husband and says”When he leaned in he said he just broke out of prison and thought my husband was cute and asked if we had any Vaseline, I told him it was in the bathroom, I love you, be strong.”